Headline news, polydactylism, and an epic Shit Talkin' Time segment on PETA. Also, February is Zombie Preparedness Month-- Are you ready? Jordan and Erika talk about the relative safety of their homes against zombies, and pass along zombie-related dispatches from Katie and Brian Badmouth of Don't Eat Off the Sidewalk and Pranjal of The Metal Minute(s). Plus, a new edition of Weird Shit in Jordan's House. We pass the value on to YOU!