Episode 8

A live, prerecorded drinkcast from Bender's Bar and Grill! This episode is all about being unemployed: the worst bosses, the best in stolen office supplies, and the soul-crushingest work music. With special guest Jaymoh! This episode is a wee bit short thanks to the two burnt-out dilds who showed up and ruined the last ten minutes of the program with their obnoxious background yammering. Thanks for being a friend!

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Skills

I just saw this on YouTube and was blown away. As total schmoes who are slowly learning the art of editing, mixing, sampling, etc. on the iGeneration-version of a preschool-level editing program, we can more than appreciate the effort, vision, and straight up skills that went into this. Golf clap.




A finder's golf clap goes to Ben of Suicide Food (via the Post Punk Kitchen). Sir, you are a gentleman and an adventurer.
--Erika

Episode 7

Report back from Wondercon 2009, cooking boners*, gays vs. animals, Internet urban legends, spam, BART people, gossip you don't get to hear about some stupid chick in LA, and another edition of Weird Shit in Jordan's House. Support HOOTEN's 600 mile bike trip from Portland, Oregon, to Orland, California to raise money for Farm Animal Sanctuary! Plus Erika sounds like an 80 year old Reno cocktail waitress and stuffs her face. 

*by 'boners,' we mean 'bloopers.'

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Episode 6

Talkin' 'bout cilantro, feminist and non-feminist movies, haunted houses, and the exciting world of T-shirts, plus Mike the Errant Husband creates a bunch of ruckus while insisting he doesn't want to be on the show.

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Episode 5

Our most craptacularly nonsensical episode ever! In between Molly the dog's rude attempts to alternately ruin the recording and kick Jordan's ass, we manage to wrap up some loose ends from last week's Shit Talkin' Time, explore our favorite roadside attractions the world over, and wonder aloud why frat boys manage to get good bands play at their stupid houses. Plus sneak previews of a hawt new vegan blog and Cafe Gratitude's raw and vegan Mission district taqueria.

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Episode 4

Headline news, polydactylism, and an epic Shit Talkin' Time segment on PETA. Also, February is Zombie Preparedness Month-- Are you ready? Jordan and Erika talk about the relative safety of their homes against zombies, and pass along zombie-related dispatches from Katie and Brian Badmouth of Don't Eat Off the Sidewalk and Pranjal of The Metal Minute(s). Plus, a new edition of Weird Shit in Jordan's House. We pass the value on to YOU!

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Episode 3

Tater tots, Headline News, Evangelical fashion, crime-fighting fashion, and Weird Stuff In Jordan's House. Jordan reviews Tropic Thunder and brags about Canada. Erika reviews Otto; Or, Up With Dead People. The startling truth about Josh Hooten and Michael J. Fox is revealed. Plus dispatches from Katie Badmouth, editor of Don't Eat Off The Sidewalk; Pranjal's Funny Stories; and The Metal Minute. Isa Chandra Moskowitz's dispatch is a piece of poo due to technical difficulties :(.

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