Episode 67

A podcast in three acts! First: the vegan community has $2,500 burning a hole in its pocket! We offer a humble reality check on what that kind of money could accomplish for veganism (hint: it's not a laptop). Second: we Hit the Streets and discuss our hatred of unnecessary English-language remakes. Third: We hide out in a cave and discuss sexist and speciesist ad campaigns. Rage with us, won't you?

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Episode 63

The Cosmopolitan Hour gets transformed into Mean Girls for Episode 63! We read some fan mail, discuss fashion, and then talk shit about commoners in the street from our high horses.

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Episode 62

Peg Bundy. Don’t hassle us, we’re locals. Our favorite show and the resulting all girl vegan motorcycle gang. Jordan wants you to wear a helmet, or else a serial killer will abduct you in France! The living soap opera of douchey bike hipsters, weird looking boobs, and San Francisco’s cutest hobo that is Jack Kerouac Alley. Plus a showdown faceoff between the Canadian and American ten dollar bills. WHICH COUNTRY WILL WIN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?!?! Also, our long-anticipated and highly sought opinions on StockPhotoGate 2011. Gross dudes hollerin in the street. Damn, we talk about a lot this week.


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Episode 60.0

As the name implies, we may be back with even more Episode 60 fun later this week! For now, enjoy part one of our conversation all about Nic Cage's finer films, Jordan's best week ever, and more!

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Episode 57

Piss, vinegar, and Venezuelan corn! Wacky stories of historical San Francisco! Erika’s life plan to be an irresponsible 19 year old even though she’s 31! We pitch a Lifetime Movie!


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Episode 55

We talk about Dudes We Love, hire a new producer, plan for our celebration of San Francisco in film, the women gangsters who terrorized Victorian London, stupid rich assholes, and we answer email, plus Erika gets a BIG SURPRISE!


Episode 55 comes with a special video supplement! You can download it via iTunes or view it on The Cosmopolitan Hour’s YouTube channel.


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Episode 52

We discuss Buy Nothing Day, Lifetime movies, and the horrifying details of the jobs we quit after one day: Chair-eating rats! Pouches of sauce! The casual breakroom racism!

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Episode 51

In this episode we explore Kentucky fried justice, vegan sex lives, fitness and well-being (including the conceptualization of The Cosmopolitan Hour Booze Workout), and run the gamut of vegan girly media: the tired ‘culture clash’ scenario, Veronica Mars, Twin Peaks, Battlestar Galactica, and more!

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Episode 50 ExtraVeganZa!

It's the 50th Episode, you dudes! To celebrate, we drink some actual Cosmopolitans, get sloppy, and say ridiculous shit. Plus, another one of Pranjal's Funny Stories, stompin' on fat haters, and the dish on the 20th High School reunion. Not one of ours, Jordan's husband's, because he's old.

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Episode 49

Two very special guests join us in the recording studio (aka Casanova Lounge): representing the Vancouver Giant Vagina Society and the East Coast Franco-Canadian Cult Deprogramming Association, respectively, are Jordan's siblings Jamie and Jessica. We discuss Supreme Master and Heaven's Gate, debrief the San Francisco VegFest, and take on the Serious Issue of sexting. Plus, the 2010 Canadian churro debate rages on. Rage with us, won't you?

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Episode 48

Woo woo, now with sound! We talk about meeting the the occupants of The Room and the perils of being Lady Psychiatrists.

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Episode 45

Nuggets of wisdom, Pulitzer-worthy reporting, and additional post-apocalyptic fashion tips.

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Episode 42

Shit gets serious as we talk about the interconnectedness of all liberation struggles and we need to stop being dicks and competing with each other. Then shit gets seriously ridiculous as Jordan's husband plies us with alcohol and our serious discussion devolves into poop jokes.

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Episode 37

Our uploading software decided to be a finicky little beyatch last night, so the podcast is a casual late-riser today. But hey, it's still Monday, right?

It's a lovely day in San Francisco! We endure the enraging bemusement that is Haight Street and discuss Jordan's fashion crisis. We come up with the only logical conclusion, which is, of course, post-apocalyptic cat lady style. Also, crafts, emailzes, wedding advice, movie reviews, we meet a cute punk girl, and more!

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Episode 35

We talk about obsessive self-Googler Lierre Keith (hi Lierre!) and her appearance at SF Anarchist Book Fair. Plus two movie reviews of 80s horror classics- with a twist!

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Episode 34

A few movie reviews, checking in with everyone's favorite psychotic right-winger, and the much-anticipated review of the Levi Johnston issue of Playgirl magazine!

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Episode 31

We delve into the terrifying minds of ex-vegans and say some really crazy stuff to be noticed by them. We also do some more hatin’ on Whole Foods CEO Wacky John Mackey. A blast from the past as Erika talks about R.L. Stine and Christopher Pike books and reviews 1987 instant classic The Monster Squad. RIP Howard Zinn.

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Episode 20

In this episode, we start out by talking about kick-ass sea creatures, then move on to batshit-crazy celebrities we hate, like Victoria Jackson and Bono! Listeners of this podcast will also hear A Beautiful Joke and a review of Tommy Wiseau’s cinematic tour-de-force The Room. We debate who has the nastiest culinary heritage: is it Jordan and the Scottish haggis, or Erika with the Swedish pickled herring? Emily Deschanel is vegan, but her show Bones is ridiculous- at least when it tries to take on Norwegian black metal. And we review the new vegan candy bars from Go Max Go foods.

Episode 20

Episode 17

Another live drinkcast from Bender's Bar and Grill! Also with two special guests: Jamie and Molly, one of whom is a dog. Can you guess which one? We talk about men with bangs, more Iron Maiden, and the craziest neighbors ever.

Episode 17

Episode 12

The winningest exes, Leonard Part 6 and the vegan prophesy, Molly the killer kanine, Iron Maiden, Skinny Bastard, and more!

Episode 12