Episode 54

Our first episode using new and improved technology! We discuss language, gender, the news, and Erika's dogs get really, really weird.

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Episode 47

We find ourselves having to tackle fat hate (AGAIN), take a trip down memory lane, and discuss our worst temp jobs ever.

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Episode 42

Shit gets serious as we talk about the interconnectedness of all liberation struggles and we need to stop being dicks and competing with each other. Then shit gets seriously ridiculous as Jordan's husband plies us with alcohol and our serious discussion devolves into poop jokes.

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Episode 31

We delve into the terrifying minds of ex-vegans and say some really crazy stuff to be noticed by them. We also do some more hatin’ on Whole Foods CEO Wacky John Mackey. A blast from the past as Erika talks about R.L. Stine and Christopher Pike books and reviews 1987 instant classic The Monster Squad. RIP Howard Zinn.

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Episode 25

This one’s for the dudes! We discuss a few ads that have been pissing us off lately that try to give men the body image mindfuck that women have been “enjoying” for the past couple of millennia. Plus a dispatch on the richest county in the United States and we respond to a few comments from listeners! You can email us directly at TheCosmopolitanHour@gmail.com.

Episode 25

Episode 24

We started this one with good intentions to talk about sizeism, we really did. Then it sort of degenerates into a messy sludge of distraction, background beeps and roars, and Jordan's insatiable mobile phone. Listen at your own risk.

Episode 24

A Very Special Episode of The Cosmopolitan Hour: Mackeycare

We fly off the fucking handle and rip into Whole Foods founder and CEO John Mackey's All-American Health Care Solution for a full hour plus. Bring extra towels, we're really foaming at the mouth for this one.

Mackeycare! ...(not a musical)

Episode 7

Report back from Wondercon 2009, cooking boners*, gays vs. animals, Internet urban legends, spam, BART people, gossip you don't get to hear about some stupid chick in LA, and another edition of Weird Shit in Jordan's House. Support HOOTEN's 600 mile bike trip from Portland, Oregon, to Orland, California to raise money for Farm Animal Sanctuary! Plus Erika sounds like an 80 year old Reno cocktail waitress and stuffs her face. 

*by 'boners,' we mean 'bloopers.'

Episode 7