Episode 71

We return to San Francisco with two new secret boozy locations! Jordan introduces a new segment with the inspiring tale of an intrepid vegan who raised $10,000 in donations for... her vacation. Erika laments the disappearance of a San Francisco institution. Plus, wiseassery.


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Vida Vegan Con Special Part 2

Part two of our coverage of Vida Vegan Con is here. We interview Panda with Cookie, Kittee of xgfx.org and Papa Tofu, Terry Romero, and more! Clearly with the best minds in veganism all in one place, we could have asked some hard-hitting questions and explored some really complex dilemmas. Instead, we opted to talk about cats and farts and stuff. You were expecting Diane Saywer?

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Vida Vegan Conference Special Part 1!

We came! We saw! We talked! Now you too can experience (or re-live) the exciting events of Vida Vegan Conference 2011. Join us as for pre-flight drinks in Oakland, an opening address from hysterical bitch Laura Beck of Vegansaurus!, a sneak peek at the hottest new linguistics trend courtesy of Ben from Suicide Food, and much, much more. We had a blast making this, we hope you have half as much fun listening!

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Episode 70

We relocate to yet another exciting bar to delegate super powers, discuss the Bay Area Rapid Transit's shortcomings (namely: BART cops keep killing civilians), and some other stuff, all while keeping a shrewd eye on the SFPD while they attempt to hassle commuter cyclists.

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Epishode Shixshtynine

We're back in the cave, talking about cavey things! And drinking with dainty glasses.

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Episode 68

Makeovers, tourists, and more!

Also: Autumn is Numero Uno!!!

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Episode 67

A podcast in three acts! First: the vegan community has $2,500 burning a hole in its pocket! We offer a humble reality check on what that kind of money could accomplish for veganism (hint: it's not a laptop). Second: we Hit the Streets and discuss our hatred of unnecessary English-language remakes. Third: We hide out in a cave and discuss sexist and speciesist ad campaigns. Rage with us, won't you?

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Episode 65

Sports, listener emails, vegan possum/raccoon meat substitutes, the Return of The Great Endless Burrito Debate (2011 Edition), spirit animals, and more weird street harassment.

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Episode 64

We get waist-deep in a whole lotta reader mail and then tackle a bunch of feminist issues, plus we address Danielle Steele's problem with San Francisco.


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Episode 62

Peg Bundy. Don’t hassle us, we’re locals. Our favorite show and the resulting all girl vegan motorcycle gang. Jordan wants you to wear a helmet, or else a serial killer will abduct you in France! The living soap opera of douchey bike hipsters, weird looking boobs, and San Francisco’s cutest hobo that is Jack Kerouac Alley. Plus a showdown faceoff between the Canadian and American ten dollar bills. WHICH COUNTRY WILL WIN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?!?! Also, our long-anticipated and highly sought opinions on StockPhotoGate 2011. Gross dudes hollerin in the street. Damn, we talk about a lot this week.


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Episode 60.5

Guess what? We recorded two versions of Episode 60! Turns out our recorder is not the piece of crap we thought it was.

In this episode we discuss slap-happy frat boy pervs in punk bars, illegal immigrants fight back, Scientology and other ridiculous religions, goin’ home to Mama Canada, and more about our crazy exes.

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Episode 60.0

As the name implies, we may be back with even more Episode 60 fun later this week! For now, enjoy part one of our conversation all about Nic Cage's finer films, Jordan's best week ever, and more!

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Episode 59

We're back with more than an hour of drink-sodden madness as we discuss some more stuff, most of which we can't remember.

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Episode 58

We get sloppy at our new favorite bar, 15 Romolo and talk about body hair. Really, that’s most of the episode. It’s either our best or worst podcast ever.

This is a court-mandated Public Service Announcement: Please, don’t drink and pod. 

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Episode 49

Two very special guests join us in the recording studio (aka Casanova Lounge): representing the Vancouver Giant Vagina Society and the East Coast Franco-Canadian Cult Deprogramming Association, respectively, are Jordan's siblings Jamie and Jessica. We discuss Supreme Master and Heaven's Gate, debrief the San Francisco VegFest, and take on the Serious Issue of sexting. Plus, the 2010 Canadian churro debate rages on. Rage with us, won't you?

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Episode 48

Woo woo, now with sound! We talk about meeting the the occupants of The Room and the perils of being Lady Psychiatrists.

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Episode 46

We say some things and do some stuff! Jordan crawls out of her phlegm-crusted sick bed to help Erika dole out advice on vegan PMS coping skills, how to win all liberation movements, and the loudest goddamn background douchebag in all of San Francisco. Yes, braying jackass at Mad Dog in the Fog on the evening of Wednesday, September 8, 2010, we are indeed referring to you.

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Episode For-tay

Scandals in SF! Plus why the census is important*, why France and Belgium are being pieces of shit right now, and more fun stuff.

*It really is, give enumerators like Erika break, for cryin' out loud

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Episode 39

We interview Laura of Vegansaurus.com! She is hilarious, sassy, and (gasp!) VEGAN! She loves her caps lock; we love her.

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Episode 38

We interview Rhys Southan, ex-vegan author of the blog Let Them Eat Meat, and relay a brief dispatch from an observer of San Francisco's most recent Tea Party protest.

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