Episode 72

Butts.

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Episode 71

We return to San Francisco with two new secret boozy locations! Jordan introduces a new segment with the inspiring tale of an intrepid vegan who raised $10,000 in donations for... her vacation. Erika laments the disappearance of a San Francisco institution. Plus, wiseassery.


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Vida Vegan Con Special Part 2

Part two of our coverage of Vida Vegan Con is here. We interview Panda with Cookie, Kittee of xgfx.org and Papa Tofu, Terry Romero, and more! Clearly with the best minds in veganism all in one place, we could have asked some hard-hitting questions and explored some really complex dilemmas. Instead, we opted to talk about cats and farts and stuff. You were expecting Diane Saywer?

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Vida Vegan Conference Special Part 1!

We came! We saw! We talked! Now you too can experience (or re-live) the exciting events of Vida Vegan Conference 2011. Join us as for pre-flight drinks in Oakland, an opening address from hysterical bitch Laura Beck of Vegansaurus!, a sneak peek at the hottest new linguistics trend courtesy of Ben from Suicide Food, and much, much more. We had a blast making this, we hope you have half as much fun listening!

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Episode 70

We relocate to yet another exciting bar to delegate super powers, discuss the Bay Area Rapid Transit's shortcomings (namely: BART cops keep killing civilians), and some other stuff, all while keeping a shrewd eye on the SFPD while they attempt to hassle commuter cyclists.

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Epishode Shixshtynine

We're back in the cave, talking about cavey things! And drinking with dainty glasses.

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Episode 68

Makeovers, tourists, and more!

Also: Autumn is Numero Uno!!!

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Episode 67

A podcast in three acts! First: the vegan community has $2,500 burning a hole in its pocket! We offer a humble reality check on what that kind of money could accomplish for veganism (hint: it's not a laptop). Second: we Hit the Streets and discuss our hatred of unnecessary English-language remakes. Third: We hide out in a cave and discuss sexist and speciesist ad campaigns. Rage with us, won't you?

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Your Money: Give Us It.

Please stay tuned for an important message from The Cosmopolitan Hour:

We like to drink. We like to podcast. We think we do the latter better when we combine it with the former.

Over the past two-and-a-half years, Jordan and Erika have provided you with quality (and not-so-quality) ruminations on our world from a feminist and vegan perspective. We've talked with such vegan luminaries and Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Laura Beck. We've reviewed vegan books and movies. Most importantly, we've kept you up to date on the things that bother us, the people who really matter, and we've used a lot of bad words doing it.

We recently realized that while some podcasts are fundraising for fancy microphones and editing equipment, we’ve been giving away our golden voices and platinum-plated ideology for free, like suckers! So it’s time to start paying up, listeners.

We want to drink more beer so that we can bring you more and higher quality entertainment. Sure, we could pay for it with our own money, that we get from working jobs, but why would we do that when there are people out there willing to throw money at us simply by virtue of our having voiced a desire to receive it?

[Actually, we’re not really asking for beer money. We’re audacious assholes, don’t get us wrong, but even we have our limits. We’re really going to give the money to the coordinators of Vida Vegan Con, a vegan blogging conference, to sponsor a low-income ticket to this year’s sold-out event. Podcasting should be free to do- and learn- for everyone.]

What, you want a kickback? We can arrange that. Here is our tiered prize system:

$1-25 will get you a mention and corresponding adulation on the podcast (unless you don't want us to).

$25 will get you a super duper Cosmopolitan Hour t-shirt!

If you want to give more than $25, then holy crap, you spoil us, Ambassador! We would, I don’t know, take you to one of the Bay Area’s premiere tiki bars and proceed to work our way through both the drinks menu and the spectrum of human emotions. It would start with a Macadamia Chi Chi and an “I love you, man!” and end with a Borneo Fogcutter and “I never realized that I needed to forgive my parents,” with a Scorpion Bowl and “I mean, we’re all the same, really” somewhere in between. [Yeah, that sounds about right].

So uh, yeah. Give us money. So we can give it to someone who deserves it. That is all.

Episode 66

We take spam seriously! And explore whether real lesbians actually exist in the wake of LesblogGate. Plus, Shenanigans and Japes from the Sporting World with That Gentleman of Funny Stories, Pranjal.

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Episode 65

Sports, listener emails, vegan possum/raccoon meat substitutes, the Return of The Great Endless Burrito Debate (2011 Edition), spirit animals, and more weird street harassment.

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Episode 64

We get waist-deep in a whole lotta reader mail and then tackle a bunch of feminist issues, plus we address Danielle Steele's problem with San Francisco.


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Episode 63

The Cosmopolitan Hour gets transformed into Mean Girls for Episode 63! We read some fan mail, discuss fashion, and then talk shit about commoners in the street from our high horses.

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Episode 62

Peg Bundy. Don’t hassle us, we’re locals. Our favorite show and the resulting all girl vegan motorcycle gang. Jordan wants you to wear a helmet, or else a serial killer will abduct you in France! The living soap opera of douchey bike hipsters, weird looking boobs, and San Francisco’s cutest hobo that is Jack Kerouac Alley. Plus a showdown faceoff between the Canadian and American ten dollar bills. WHICH COUNTRY WILL WIN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?!?! Also, our long-anticipated and highly sought opinions on StockPhotoGate 2011. Gross dudes hollerin in the street. Damn, we talk about a lot this week.


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Episode 60.5

Guess what? We recorded two versions of Episode 60! Turns out our recorder is not the piece of crap we thought it was.

In this episode we discuss slap-happy frat boy pervs in punk bars, illegal immigrants fight back, Scientology and other ridiculous religions, goin’ home to Mama Canada, and more about our crazy exes.

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Episode 60.0

As the name implies, we may be back with even more Episode 60 fun later this week! For now, enjoy part one of our conversation all about Nic Cage's finer films, Jordan's best week ever, and more!

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Episode 59

We're back with more than an hour of drink-sodden madness as we discuss some more stuff, most of which we can't remember.

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Episode 58

We get sloppy at our new favorite bar, 15 Romolo and talk about body hair. Really, that’s most of the episode. It’s either our best or worst podcast ever.

This is a court-mandated Public Service Announcement: Please, don’t drink and pod. 

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Episode 57

Piss, vinegar, and Venezuelan corn! Wacky stories of historical San Francisco! Erika’s life plan to be an irresponsible 19 year old even though she’s 31! We pitch a Lifetime Movie!


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Episode 50 ExtraVeganZa!

It's the 50th Episode, you dudes! To celebrate, we drink some actual Cosmopolitans, get sloppy, and say ridiculous shit. Plus, another one of Pranjal's Funny Stories, stompin' on fat haters, and the dish on the 20th High School reunion. Not one of ours, Jordan's husband's, because he's old.

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