Episode 76

Iron Maiden can’t be bought. But The Cosmopolitan Hour can, for a mere fistful of donuts and twenty gallons of beer. Our Sugar Mama Jengomonas pays us a visit from Land O’Donuts (aka Las Vegas) and spoils us like an ambassador! Plus, she is one funny ass ladybro. Listen and enjoy.



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Episode 74

Why is it we’re expected to laugh when a man is sexually assaulted? And on the topic of assaults, Jordan gently reminds us of the true meaning of “triggering.” Earthquakes! And Crazy! And finally, we preach to the choir and sing the praises of the Occupy movement. Oh and PS France hates vegetarians; hence, animals.

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Episode 72

Butts.

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Episode 67

A podcast in three acts! First: the vegan community has $2,500 burning a hole in its pocket! We offer a humble reality check on what that kind of money could accomplish for veganism (hint: it's not a laptop). Second: we Hit the Streets and discuss our hatred of unnecessary English-language remakes. Third: We hide out in a cave and discuss sexist and speciesist ad campaigns. Rage with us, won't you?

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Episode 64

We get waist-deep in a whole lotta reader mail and then tackle a bunch of feminist issues, plus we address Danielle Steele's problem with San Francisco.


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Episode 62

Peg Bundy. Don’t hassle us, we’re locals. Our favorite show and the resulting all girl vegan motorcycle gang. Jordan wants you to wear a helmet, or else a serial killer will abduct you in France! The living soap opera of douchey bike hipsters, weird looking boobs, and San Francisco’s cutest hobo that is Jack Kerouac Alley. Plus a showdown faceoff between the Canadian and American ten dollar bills. WHICH COUNTRY WILL WIN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?!?! Also, our long-anticipated and highly sought opinions on StockPhotoGate 2011. Gross dudes hollerin in the street. Damn, we talk about a lot this week.


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Episode 60.5

Guess what? We recorded two versions of Episode 60! Turns out our recorder is not the piece of crap we thought it was.

In this episode we discuss slap-happy frat boy pervs in punk bars, illegal immigrants fight back, Scientology and other ridiculous religions, goin’ home to Mama Canada, and more about our crazy exes.

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Episode 58

We get sloppy at our new favorite bar, 15 Romolo and talk about body hair. Really, that’s most of the episode. It’s either our best or worst podcast ever.

This is a court-mandated Public Service Announcement: Please, don’t drink and pod. 

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Episode 54

Our first episode using new and improved technology! We discuss language, gender, the news, and Erika's dogs get really, really weird.

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Episode 53

Weather! Balls! Gender! We cut out the five minutes of Jordan and Erika trying to get a good photo of Molly with her ears flipped inside out. Because we’re professionals. But not professional enough to keep the cell phone far away from the mic! Enjoy!

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Episode 50 ExtraVeganZa!

It's the 50th Episode, you dudes! To celebrate, we drink some actual Cosmopolitans, get sloppy, and say ridiculous shit. Plus, another one of Pranjal's Funny Stories, stompin' on fat haters, and the dish on the 20th High School reunion. Not one of ours, Jordan's husband's, because he's old.

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Episode 47

We find ourselves having to tackle fat hate (AGAIN), take a trip down memory lane, and discuss our worst temp jobs ever.

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Episode 36

Erika's back from her Utah roadtrip, and the ladies shoot the shit about adultery and feminism in the media, as well as Mormonism, little people, and some other random craziness.

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