Episode 64

We get waist-deep in a whole lotta reader mail and then tackle a bunch of feminist issues, plus we address Danielle Steele's problem with San Francisco.


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Episode 63

The Cosmopolitan Hour gets transformed into Mean Girls for Episode 63! We read some fan mail, discuss fashion, and then talk shit about commoners in the street from our high horses.

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Episode 62

Peg Bundy. Don’t hassle us, we’re locals. Our favorite show and the resulting all girl vegan motorcycle gang. Jordan wants you to wear a helmet, or else a serial killer will abduct you in France! The living soap opera of douchey bike hipsters, weird looking boobs, and San Francisco’s cutest hobo that is Jack Kerouac Alley. Plus a showdown faceoff between the Canadian and American ten dollar bills. WHICH COUNTRY WILL WIN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?!?! Also, our long-anticipated and highly sought opinions on StockPhotoGate 2011. Gross dudes hollerin in the street. Damn, we talk about a lot this week.


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Episode 60.5

Guess what? We recorded two versions of Episode 60! Turns out our recorder is not the piece of crap we thought it was.

In this episode we discuss slap-happy frat boy pervs in punk bars, illegal immigrants fight back, Scientology and other ridiculous religions, goin’ home to Mama Canada, and more about our crazy exes.

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Episode 57

Piss, vinegar, and Venezuelan corn! Wacky stories of historical San Francisco! Erika’s life plan to be an irresponsible 19 year old even though she’s 31! We pitch a Lifetime Movie!


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Episode 55

We talk about Dudes We Love, hire a new producer, plan for our celebration of San Francisco in film, the women gangsters who terrorized Victorian London, stupid rich assholes, and we answer email, plus Erika gets a BIG SURPRISE!


Episode 55 comes with a special video supplement! You can download it via iTunes or view it on The Cosmopolitan Hour’s YouTube channel.


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Episode 36

Erika's back from her Utah roadtrip, and the ladies shoot the shit about adultery and feminism in the media, as well as Mormonism, little people, and some other random craziness.

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Episode 28

It's Episode 28! Live from Oakland's Revolution Cafe! We say things and do stuff. What do want from me? Just listen to it already!

Episode 28