Didja know? And more coming soon...

In case you didn't know, you don't need to have an iPod or some other fancy listening device to enjoy our ladylike discourse. All episodes are linked here on the blog and will open a window or tab for the internet archives, where you can listen online. I think it's a quicktime file? I don't know, jeez, what do you want from me?

Of course, you can also subscribe to us on iTunes and listen via your fancy technology. You know, if that's your thing. [Judgmental look]

Also, we'll have a new episode (#31) up on Monday, and it's my fault that there's such a lag between I have been a slack editor (I being Erika, who is typing this right now). Jordan and I already have plans to record #32 next week, so OH MY GAWSH we might actually have new episodes two weeks in a row! Just like old times!

Finally, I googled us because I'm extremely vain and in addition to the Post Punk Kitchen, I have to give shout-outs to those who talked us up/linked to us on VegWeb and Luciana's Vegan Kitchen. And someone named Retro YouTube is tweeting about us, too, which is awesome because we're not retro at all (unless we've gone back in time [I just started watching Lost for the first time so please excuse my paranoia]). Thanks dudes and dudettes!

OK, time to eat my vegan mac-n-cheese, snuggle with one small and one enormous dog, and catch up on The Soup. Mmmmm, Joel McHale, so melty....

Episode 30

We discuss Haiti, Sarah Palin’s Fox News debut, plus is Glenn Beck secretly a vegan lesbian? Stupid drivers, sassin’ back to rude people, historical fiction, and has retro fashion gone too far? Two words- ankle zips.

Episode 30

Episode 29

The super-late holidays/New Year’s episode! We discuss popular bands we secretly and not-so-secretly hate and have an awesome ex-boyfriend-bashing session. Who will win the Manipulative Liar Showdown, Nude Nature Boy or Ol’ One Testicle? But who’s this dark horse, Fake HIV Meth Addict? Tune in and decide the winner (or supreme loser) for yourself! Send us your bad ex-boy/girlfriend stories at TheCosmopolitanHour (at) Gmail (dot) com!

Retractions and corrections: Erika has huffed too much Elmer’s glue and her brain is scrambled and she refers to Billy Idol as “Billy Joel.” She apologizes to Mr. Idol and his family.

Episode 29

Episode 28

It's Episode 28! Live from Oakland's Revolution Cafe! We say things and do stuff. What do want from me? Just listen to it already!

Episode 28

Episode 27

The much-anticipated return of The Cosmopolitan Hour! We explain our unusually long absence and babysit a ridiculous 150 lb. dog.

Episode 27

Episode 26

We talk about marriage hatahs, custom plates, leather daddies, and more.

Episode 26

Episode 25

This one’s for the dudes! We discuss a few ads that have been pissing us off lately that try to give men the body image mindfuck that women have been “enjoying” for the past couple of millennia. Plus a dispatch on the richest county in the United States and we respond to a few comments from listeners! You can email us directly at TheCosmopolitanHour@gmail.com.

Episode 25