Our 50th Episode Gift to You

We are so filled with love that we went back and made sure that every single one of our episodes is still available for you to listen to online! Well, that, and Erika really needed to do something productive to self-justify quitting her latest temp assignment after only one horrible day.*

The service that hosts our episodes, Internet Archive, is a non-profit that hosts all sorts of media files for free in the interests of enriching the cultural history of humanity. Which means they probably didn't count on slobs like us crashing their party, but also means that we can't complain too much when they do annoying things like change the location of our files so that hotlinks on the blog no longer work.

But it's all water under the bridge now, and all the missing episodes are re-linked in their respective blog entries on this very site! You may now, once again, listen to Episodes 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 30, 31, 33, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, and 47 online, right on your computer. I could hotlink all those episodes in this post but goddamn, no way.

If, in the future, you are unable to listen to an episode from the blog, please let us know and we'll do what we can to fix it! You can email us at TheCosmopolitanHour (at) gmaildotcom or write on our Facebook wall. And if it's really really urgent, like you need to settle a bet with your friend about whether you can totally hear Isa Chandra Moskowitz farting in the background of Episode 10, you can find all our episodes by searching for "The Cosmopolitan Hour" on www.archive.org.

Thanks for listening!

*Details coming in Episode 51!

Episode 50 ExtraVeganZa!

It's the 50th Episode, you dudes! To celebrate, we drink some actual Cosmopolitans, get sloppy, and say ridiculous shit. Plus, another one of Pranjal's Funny Stories, stompin' on fat haters, and the dish on the 20th High School reunion. Not one of ours, Jordan's husband's, because he's old.

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Episode 49

Two very special guests join us in the recording studio (aka Casanova Lounge): representing the Vancouver Giant Vagina Society and the East Coast Franco-Canadian Cult Deprogramming Association, respectively, are Jordan's siblings Jamie and Jessica. We discuss Supreme Master and Heaven's Gate, debrief the San Francisco VegFest, and take on the Serious Issue of sexting. Plus, the 2010 Canadian churro debate rages on. Rage with us, won't you?

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Episode 48

Woo woo, now with sound! We talk about meeting the the occupants of The Room and the perils of being Lady Psychiatrists.

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Episode 47

We find ourselves having to tackle fat hate (AGAIN), take a trip down memory lane, and discuss our worst temp jobs ever.

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Episode 46

We say some things and do some stuff! Jordan crawls out of her phlegm-crusted sick bed to help Erika dole out advice on vegan PMS coping skills, how to win all liberation movements, and the loudest goddamn background douchebag in all of San Francisco. Yes, braying jackass at Mad Dog in the Fog on the evening of Wednesday, September 8, 2010, we are indeed referring to you.

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Episode 45

Nuggets of wisdom, Pulitzer-worthy reporting, and additional post-apocalyptic fashion tips.

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